So here I am in bed and blogging on my phone again; mobile blogging gets a little bit addictive. (Especially after the second go.)
Updating from the bed does have it’s little advantages though such as listening to the audiophoric and therapeutic percussive repetition of my fingers on the keys and not knowing what may come out of my mind in this half-exhausted comatose-induced state. All I hope for with both fingers crossed is that some form of finger diarrhea or its alternative thereof doesn’t result whilst at the same time resigning myself to the knowledge that tomorrow, I will need to go through this post again to check for smelling errors.
Inspired or drugged? Bedtime blogging. Genius isn’t it? Who needs bedtime reading when you have bedtime blogging? Forget about reading to your children bedtime stories; have them bedtime blog instead! Let’s be all postmodern and reject established belief of good parenting. Your new child is now your blog and the best thing about this arrangement? If you no longer like your “child”, just put it up for sale ala Oliver Twist — “Boy for saaale… Boy for saaaale…” — or better yet, delete the bugger from existence with few simple clicks of your mouse! (It will be like it never existed.) Perfect.
And with that note, I bid you all adieu.
Que sueñes con los angelitos y conmigo al ladito.
xox
Kym
On This Day
- Hero (Rough Mix 3) — 2010
- Dave Moyer @ 20 May 2009 — 2009
- WordCast 54: Flubbin’ it in Downtown Denver — 2009
I’m putting my bet’s on Kym is drugged. He has always been. Or maybe… I’m the one who drugged and imagined him up. I will not sell children on Ebay imagination!
Okay, maybe I would try to get rid of sarah but that doesn’t count.
@Cool Breeze — Not drugged… just full of life in some form. A little bit weird perhaps but we all have a little bit of weirdness in us. Perfection is boring! Human is interesting.
Who is this Sarah you speak of?
I’d totally be up for selling my children on eBay in the future. Think of all the publicity that would bring. Heck! I’m going to name my kid eBay; that or “Whoops”.
@Kym — Perfection is very boring.
She’s just this really annoying girl I had to babysit. I wouldn’t mind selling her on eBay. Don’t think I would make on her though.
HAHA. XD Some nice people like would would have to go out and adopt them.
@Cool Breeze — Gworsh the parents would have loved that! Imagine returning home after a night out and having the babysitter say, “Surprise! Your lovely child has now been sold on eBay to i_am_happy123!”
Reminds me of this babysitting story my little sister told me recently. There was this crying baby who was under the care of the babysitter whilst the parents were out that night.
When the babysitter came upstairs to check on the baby and try to find the reason for the baby crying so much, all she saw was the clown.
She called up the parents telling them that she thought the baby might be crying because of the toy life-size toy clown in the bedroom. The mother on the other side told her to grab the baby and get out of the house. Turns out the toy clown was a man hiding in the kid’s room.